my son he doesn’t curse
precious babies.
all my kids tbh
I love your suit. It reminds me of the lining of my small intestine.
Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?”
Me, every time: “Oh?”
and student loans
FUCKING UNMUTE THIS
Owl: [in a small, cute, gravelly voice] Drugs.
Sunny: No, we’re…we’re okay.
Owl: [same voice] Drugs?
Sunny: This is awkward. No thank you.
Owl: [higher pitch] Drugs?????
Sunny: Who invited–who invited–?
literally my favorite vine of all time
I can’t stop laughing 😂
i would literally kill someone for eleven all she would have to do is point and say “bad” and i’d be like (ง •̀_•́)ง
honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

They’re really milking the situation. (via zamirahernandez)