I’m gonna sleep now, goodnight guys <3
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
deodrant: maybe if i sigh loud enough god will hear me and fix all my problems
warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine
reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is...
One of the cats scratched me and it’s hurtiiing xhuasxia
alana-leonie: if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
equalist: if you compliment me one more time i ‘ll kiss you so fucking hard i swear to god
homosexaul: being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3
norsecest: i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
Can someone come here and take my computer away so I can sleep??
masking-the-pain: my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns At least three.
dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
thousandandrelativesunnyinspace: ishimondoh: i’ve got so much Yahoo doesn’t know what they’re in for
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret
Anonymous asked: that joke sent me to the ha ha holocaust nah sorry nope not laugh please laugh at the jokes please you gotta
OH, GOD DAMMIT I FORGOT TO SAY, I GOT THE JOB GUYS!!!!!!!
yanderegal: chickensandwich: chickensandwich: if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. don’t back out now u pussy